“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your shit”
Tracks
Jett LOVES Magic Swirtle!!!
Jett LOVES Magic Swirtle!!!
Lunch
Lunch
Lunch
Guess what I had for lunch… Go team Penn!!!!
Guess what I had for lunch… Go team Penn!!!
tl;dr
After this, therefore because of this.
http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com
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student:
can i borrow a pencil
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teacher:
i don't know, CAN you?
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student:
yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
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tastefullyoffensive:
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So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into n00bs.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e295f2c57b7ca7ccb200c2c0289517f/tumblr_mlo2v1hv5J1qewacoo1_r1_500.png)
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So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into n00bs.
Happy Earth Day!
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Upcoming Marvel Films (2013-2015)
Iron Man 3 (May 3, 2013)The Wolverine (July 26, 2013)
Thor: The Dark World (November 8, 2013)
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (April 4, 2014)
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (May 2, 2014)
X-Men: Days of Future Past (July 18, 2014)
Guardians of the Galaxy (August 1, 2014)Fantastic Four Reboot (March 6, 2015)
The Avengers 2 (May 1, 2015)
Ant-Man (November 6, 2015)
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