I want this sign!
Tracks
Here I am! What were your other two wishes?
We all cope in different ways…
I like sex and being awesome
If my jokes offend you:
1. I’m sorry
2. It will never happen again
3. #1 & #2 are lies
4. You’re a pussy
Long term relationship Barbie
Real fans show me their boobs
Like right now… like seriously, not a joke… I checked my inbox and still nothing
Well???
My ex-girlfriend and I were incompatable. She was a Capricorn…
and I don’t believe in bullshit!
Stephen forgets that he isn’t on the Internet…
Nothing says “I don’t trust you at all” like a joint Facebook account
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence
Best 404 Error message page EVER!!!!
Reasons for a 404:
Terrible Spelling 46%
Page Does Not Exist 24%
Page Has Moved 22%
Zombies 8%
100% Fail Page
LoL
Have you seen a better one?
N.B. Driggers
(Source: midwestcomedy.com)
This is what it is like to play with members of our clan… LoL!
Daryl Dixon
Jesus drove a Honda
but didn’t talk about it…
“For I did not speak of my own accord…”
John 12:49a